{"id":14024,"date":"2017-06-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-08T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.invinic.com\/glug-and-giggle-with-wine-jokes"},"modified":"2017-10-05T14:44:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T12:44:54","slug":"glug-and-giggle-with-wine-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.invinic.com\/en\/glug-and-giggle-with-wine-jokes","title":{"rendered":"Glug and Giggle with Wine Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"
Ever noticed you laugh more after a drink? Not only does a little alcoholic lubrication of the funny bone put you in the mood for a good giggle, but the situations that occur around drinking are often quite ridiculous. So pour a glass. Here\u2019s some of the best humour around drinking and wine<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Not the Nine o\u2019Clock News<\/strong><\/p>\n This sketch appeared on the show \u2018Not the Nine O\u2019Clock News\u2019 with the comedy legends Billy Connolly, Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith in the sketch. In scruffy clothes, Billy and Rowan barge into a pub. Tension builds in the silence as the landlord, Mel, and Billy lock eyes.<\/p>\n Billy: \u201cHey, you.\u201d<\/p>\n Mel: \u201cAlright.\u201d<\/p>\n Billy: \u201cIs Jimmy \u2018Chainsaw\u2019 McFee in here tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n Mel: \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n Billy: \u201cWhat about Jock \u2018the Knee Cruncher\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n Mel: \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n Billy: \u201cWhat about \u2018Stick the Boot in His Head and Ask Questions Later\u2019 McDonald?\u201d<\/p>\n Mel: \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n Billy: \u201c\u2018Hacksaw\u2019 Haggarty – the Hen Choker?\u201d<\/p>\n Mel: \u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n Billy breathes a sigh of relief and asks, \u201cCan I have a dry white wine please?\u201d<\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you\u2019re a man, and you want to drink dry white wine<\/strong><\/a>, that\u2019s perfectly fine. It\u2019s also acceptable to drink rose now<\/strong> – it\u2019s the law. In fact, try Tarima Rosado<\/a>. Robert Parker gave it 89 points<\/strong>. We won\u2019t tell Jock \u2018the Knee Cruncher\u2019 either.<\/p>\nStand-up Comedians and Wine Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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